About Luv4pink1721
Im always laughing and making a joke and sometimes I live to embarrass myself, until it eventually backfires, lol I have a million embarrassing stories about myself...
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Today, I overheard my daughter compliment my mother by saying "My mom is way flabbier than you, Grandma." When I told her later that she hurt my feelings, she told me to "man up." She's seven. FML

By alejita - / Monday 2 March 2009 05:52 / United States

Today, I told my 8 year old daughter that she looks a lot like mommy. Now she won't come out of her room because she thinks she is ugly. FML

By loserwithlice - / Sunday 26 July 2009 18:58 / United States

Today, for our one year anniversary, my boyfriend decided to make me a patchwork blanket. The thing is, the patches were stains from bedsheets from where the 'wet spot' was. He thought it was romantic. FML

By OneYearMistake. - / Wednesday 22 July 2009 23:35 / United Kingdom

Today, I was telling my dad about plans to go out late for a few drinks next week. My dad started his usual "YOU COULD GET RAPED!" lecture, before my brother sprang to my defence, "It's not like she's what they're after, is she?" Apparently, rapists are out of my league. FML

By adalia - / Sunday 19 July 2009 17:11 / United Kingdom

Today, I awoke to my husband donning a gorilla mask in the middle of the night. My kids have been staying in a tent out back for the past few nights, and have complained of a "monster" scaring them. I told them that it was their imagination. My husband says he gets a kick out of it. FML

By Divorcemenow - / Friday 17 July 2009 22:02 / United States