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Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

By Noname / Thursday 5 March 2009 19:44 / Canada

Today, as my wife and I were getting intimate, I thought I would try a little "dirty talk". I whispered in her ear that I would "dick her down good". She couldn't stop laughing. FML

By Something I said? - / Tuesday 5 November 2013 15:26 / United States - Bronx

Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 30 September 2013 16:22 / United States - Union

Today, I bumped into a really cute guy I know. I stuttered and floundered, before saying, "Hi, it's me, Megan Thomas." My surname isn't Thomas, but his is. FML

By hoolagirl4422 - / Friday 20 September 2013 11:23 / Hong Kong - Kennedy Town

Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years old. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 22 August 2013 04:48 / United States - Las Vegas