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Lovemay's favorite FMLs

Today, my doctor informed me that the pea-sized bump under my arm is a "third breast". That is not what I meant every time I said I wanted more tits. FML

By Leashaness - / Saturday 15 September 2012 11:07 / United States

Today, after a year of coaxing, I got my boyfriend of 18 months to agree to have sex with me. He decided his first course of action was to try to shove his flaccid penis into my unlubricated vagina. FML

By ReallyBro - / Wednesday 21 March 2012 07:27 / United States - Keller

Today, I was laying down in bed when my puppy decided to bite my ear. As I started laughing and pulling him off I noticed one of my $200 earrings got pulled off with it. And now I wait. FML

By lizzie1833 / Saturday 17 March 2012 14:16 / United States

Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML

By liver - / Monday 19 March 2012 00:51 / United States - Santa Cruz

Today, my boyfriend and I were having dinner with my family. He killed a bug and ate it. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 19 March 2012 00:49 / United States - Dansville