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Best part of where I live - definitely the rum. When life gets you down you know what you gotta do???..... Just keep swimming
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Lostmy_marbles's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out I'm allergic to condoms. Which would be great if my girlfriend wasn't allergic to birth control. FML

By oncehipjr - / Friday 3 October 2014 19:04 / United States - Dallas

Today, my grandmother is coming over to my family's house to stay for about a week or so. Apparently, the guest room window isn't big enough for her dream catcher, so she wants her cat to sleep in the guest room and she wants to sleep in my room. My parents support this. FML

By themonesterman - / Thursday 3 April 2014 02:25 / United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was babysitting my 4-month-old niece at the park, when a woman came up to me and said, "Don't worry, dear. You'll get your figure back soon." FML

By notamum - / Saturday 29 March 2014 02:07 / Australia - Belmont

Today, I covered a 10-hour shift for a sick coworker. Glad to earn some extra money for the holidays, I went to clock out. I hadn't even clocked in when I first got there at 7 am. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 4 December 2013 04:02 / United States

Today, I puked up a centipede. FML

By vaalcrawford / Wednesday 11 May 2011 04:59 / Canada