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Today, I had to babysit two kids. It all went well until one of them duct taped a knife to a toy machine gun, lit the barbecue on fire, and ran around like a wild banshee screaming obscenities. The other one got scared and climbed onto the roof of the house. FML

By ellen77 / Friday 13 September 2013 05:55 / United States - Santa Barbara

Today, my husband was chased out of a bar after he was seen slipping something into a woman's drink. I was the woman, the 'something' was aspirin, and that's the last time we ever try to role-play. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 23 July 2013 04:48 / United States - West Palm Beach

Today, one of my cats gave birth. My other cat responded by eating the new litter in a jealous rage, then got indigestion and vomited. I had to clean up regurgitated kittens. FML

By coldstar - / Thursday 18 July 2013 09:06 / United Kingdom - London

Today, my dad walked in on me filming a Harlem Shake video. He stared for a moment, said "Son, I don't have a problem with homosexuals, but... nevermind." then shook his head and walked out. FML

By ¬_¬ - / Saturday 27 July 2013 22:43 / South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my grandma walked into my house drunk. She was mumbling something about her being a badass because she beat someone with a pool stick at a bar. She's 68 years old. FML

By dareyale - / Friday 26 July 2013 06:10 / United States - Bessemer