About Lizzcat77
I'm Lizz. I'ma Cat. I play a lot of musical instruments. You lost the game.
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Lizzcat77's favorite FMLs

Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML

By Bontempi - / Thursday 19 July 2012 18:55 / France

Today, after weeks of coming home to find my furniture all tipped over, thinking the place was haunted, and accepting my boyfriend's offers to come over and "comfort" me, I came home from work early. I found my boyfriend in the kitchen, kicking over all the chairs. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 14 October 2012 17:03 / Estonia

Today, while I was using my computer, my cat ran up to the power strip, looked me in the eyes, and hit the power switch, turning everything off. She does this quite often. FML

By stop it ninja / Sunday 14 October 2012 07:00 / United States - Fredericksburg

Today, I was cooking something I knew would make a lot of smoke, so I asked my teenage daughter to tape a bag over the smoke detector. She said she did, so I cooked; the alarm went off and firemen came. She hadn't taped over the smoke detector, she'd taped it over the doorbell. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 8 October 2012 05:31 / United States - Pleasanton

Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML

By TheVirginJenny / Sunday 7 October 2012 00:05 / United States - Spanaway