About Livelaughlaugh
YOLO? Fuck no. Living my life, pursuing my dreams, and attempting to not let the stupid shit people do getting my way. Wish me luck. No it's not a typo- we need to live, we need to laugh, but who needs love? Just kidding. Everybody does.
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Livelaughlaugh's favorite FMLs

Today, I fell asleep in my driver's ed class, and I woke up in a middle of a dream laughing. Everyone stared at me. I found out that the teacher had just finished talking about his vegetative niece who didn't wear a seat belt. FML

By Biggest Jerk - / Saturday 14 February 2009 23:15 / United States

Today, I've been on duty at the hospital for just three hours so far, and I've already pulled five carving forks out of four different people. Good job, everybody. FML

By DocFUCKINGHATESSTUPIDPEOPLE - / Thursday 22 November 2012 21:03 / United States - Schertz

Today, I realized the number of cats I currently have is higher than the number of guys I've ever dated. FML

By crazycatlady - / Monday 19 November 2012 16:15 / United States

Today, my roomate's cats pooped on the floor again. He refuses to clean it up saying it will be easier to clean in 48 hours. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 11 December 2011 06:57 / United States

Today, some friends and I were pulled over on our way back from a party. We'd had a few drinks, so we tried to play it cool just in case we were over the limit. The cop didn't seem to want to breathalyze us, until my really high friend in the back seat said, "These are not the droids you are looking for." FML

By Notadrinkanddriveidiot / Wednesday 7 December 2011 14:46 / United States