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Is he little? Is he big? Is he a midget? No! He's all three! Message me if you want to talk, I love conversation. Trying to earn as many of the FML badges as possible. #thequestforthebadges
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Littlebigmidget's favorite FMLs

Today, taking the train to work after the worst hangover ever, two immense fat women start talking about rim jobs. I got up to switch cabins just in time for their conversation to switch over to RECEIVING rim jobs. I sprayed puke all over myself and an innocent bystander. FML

By depraved / Thursday 8 January 2009 11:21 / United States

Today, my mother walked in on me watching porn. As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 6 March 2015 03:19 / United States - San Francisco

Today, I slept on the plane ride home and had a scary nightmare. I started screaming in my dream, so loud that it shocked the old lady sitting next to me into screaming as well. The whole plane began laughing as we were both screaming. FML

By danielzcwu - / Monday 29 December 2015 19:11 / Taiwan - Taipei

Today, my boyfriend told my four-year-old sister that "fatass" means "beautiful lady." I didn't know about this until I took my sister shopping with me. The woman at the till said she was adorable; my sister replied, "Thanks, fatass." FML

By Anonymous / Friday 31 October 2014 10:55 / United Kingdom - Pontypridd

Today, my sister was upset because she felt like no one liked her. Without thinking, I replied, "It's okay. If I acted like you, people would probably hate me, too." This sounded sympathetic in my head. FML

By wiifantcso - / Tuesday 1 July 2014 21:57 / United States - Sturtevant