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Lillias's FML badges
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • So, what happened next…

    You commented on a published FML that you'd submitted.
  • Happy month-versary

    You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
  • FAAAAAACEBOOK

    Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
  • Inception

    You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
  • Multitasking

    You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • Supersize Menu

    You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    34%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    53%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    72%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    44%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    42%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%
  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
    90%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    32%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    7%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    8%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    17%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
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Lillias's favorite FMLs

Stupeur et tremblements

Aujourd'hui, j'ai retrouvé une veste inconnue dans mon appartement avec, dans une poche, une carte mémoire contenant des photos de personnes jamais vues de ma vie. Une de ces photos étant un selfie, je peux aussi affirmer que la photographe m'est complètement étrangère. Je vis seul. VDM

By lololapoisse - / Friday 21 July 2017 10:56 /

Aujourd'hui, j'ai été obligé d'écouter depuis mon bureau un collègue et notre femme de ménage, qui pensaient être seuls, parler de la meilleure manière de s'essuyer les fesses avec du papier à cigarette. VDM

By BleedingEars - / Monday 17 July 2017 12:30 /

Aujourd'hui, le pénis de mon petit ami est resté coincé dans le mauvais trou. Et par le mauvais trou, je veux dire la pompe de la piscine. VDM

By AnxiousCucumber - / Sunday 16 July 2017 14:00 / Etats-Unis - Los Angeles

Aujourd'hui, alors que je mangeais à la terrasse d'un restaurant, un homme est venu goûter à mon assiette pour savoir "si ça valait le coup de s'arrêter là pour manger". VDM

By Anonyme / Monday 2 July 2012 22:09 / France - Cormeilles-en-parisis

Aujourd'hui, mon fiancé, fan de Star Wars, m'a fait promettre que notre mariage serait le même que celui d'Anakin et Padmé. N'y connaissant rien, j'ai répondu : "Si ça te fait plaisir." Ce que je ne savais pas, c'est que dans le film, il n'y avait que deux robots à la cérémonie. VDM

By oups - / Tuesday 28 February 2012 16:43 / France