About Lichinamo
The reason I have so many FML submissions is because every time a friend gets screwed over I put it up here. I have a lot of friends with problems.
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  • The Mixer

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    An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
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  • Work is a 4-letter word

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  • Happy ending

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  • A new thumb

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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Lichinamo's favorite FMLs

Today, I snooped around my parents' room looking for hidden Christmas presents. The only hidden things I found was a whip, two ball gags, several other sex toys, and a load of newspaper clippings about the JFK assassination. What the fuck? FML

By .__. - / Sunday 7 December 2014 08:10 / United Kingdom - Wembley

Today, I was on vacation, when a very cute guy starting talking to me and asked me what my name was. Overwhelmed and stressed out, I blurted out that I didn't have one. FML

By Boulette - / Monday 23 June 2014 05:44 / France - Dammartin-en-go?le

Today, a customer at work said his table was dirty. I asked which one he was sitting at so I could clean it for him. For some bizarre reason he got pissed and called my manager over. He ended up reporting us to corporate, and my manager got written up. He's blaming me for everything. FML

By DarkSerebii - / Thursday 5 June 2014 15:16 / United States

Today, I'm getting married. A few months ago, I allowed my mother in-law to take care of catering. She begged to be a part of the wedding, so I gave her the caterer's number and order info. It appears that I will not be eating at my own wedding because she decided to order food I'm allergic to. FML

By forever1990 - / Monday 28 January 2013 11:52 / United States - York

Today, I got written up for drinking on the job by a manager who drinks on the job, who was told to write me up by a general manager who drinks on the job, and we are all employed by an owner who drinks on the job. I haven't had a drink in 3 weeks. FML

By DJJayLee - / Monday 23 June 2014 05:45 / United States - Las Vegas