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Today, my brother was arrested for starting a fistfight at a funeral. He didn't even know the deceased; he's just been crashing funerals recently, hoping to hook up with mourners. I'm not sure who's more pathetic: him for doing such a thing, or me for bailing his fucking dumb arse out of jail. FML

By an idiot - / Saturday 16 February 2013 18:03 / Australia

Today, my father gave me his blessing to be married on one condition: that I keep my maiden name when I marry. My fiancé thought it would be "epic". My last name will be hyphenated to Cobb-Webb. FML

By MsCobb / Saturday 16 February 2013 15:27 / United States - Columbus

Today, the company I was fired from three years ago merged with the company I work at now. The new owners' first order of business was to fire me again. FML

By Nico / Saturday 16 February 2013 01:37 / France - Asni?res

Today, while I was babysitting, the little girl wanted to show me a picture that her mom had just sent to the family iPad via iMessage. Trying to be helpful, I clicked iMessage, only to see pictures of her father's erect penis. She won't stop asking about the "hotdog" in the picture. FML

By Scarlett - / Saturday 16 February 2013 06:03 / Canada - Barrie

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. He put me up against the wall and I yelled, "Harder!" without thinking. I heard the entire house go silent, my dad and his friends included. FML

By uhoh - / Saturday 16 February 2013 05:27 / Canada - Sechelt