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Today, I went to the restroom to pee. A loud fart exploded out of my ass and echoed in the toilet bowl. I could practically feel my face on fire when I saw the horrified look on a little girl's face as I walked out. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 8 June 2014 02:34 / United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML

By chevygirl51 / Wednesday 28 May 2014 21:12 / United States

Today, I farted so loudly I not only woke myself up, but my husband as well. He mistook my gas for someone trying to break in and insisted on checking the whole house. I was too embarrassed to tell him the truth. FML

By gassymomma - / Monday 28 April 2014 16:58 / United States - Sparta

Today, I was maced. Not by a person, but rather by one of those automatic air fresheners in the bathroom. It was conveniently placed at eye level, you know, for freshness. FML

By erockinthesuburb - / Wednesday 16 October 2013 00:38 / United States - Noblesville

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML

By UHM - / Sunday 6 October 2013 21:54 / United States