About Levee44

I really like to avoid effort. I like sleeping, resting, daydreaming, eating, drinking, smoking. I only eat the food I like best. I would rather not have been born. I am self-destructive. I give up on my goals. I have nothing to lose. I love understanding how something works. I have unlimited curiousity. I am very intellectual. I love having philosophical conversations that never end. I am constantly seeking the truth. If I do something, I am obsessed and a perfectionist. I like to get involved in debates. I love having intimate conversations. I like to get to know people and am very empathetic. However, I don't like going out. I don't love myself and I can get impatient and irritable. I can't forgive myself. I can lead others farther than I can go. I'm very good in bed. Keywords about myself: Would've been cool to include, but limit 1000 chars (WTF?!)

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By Anonymous - / Thursday 21 June 2012 17:43 / Canada