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  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
  • It's in the can!

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  • One ring to rule them all

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  • One more and it's business time

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    4%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    17%
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    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
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    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    3%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • 50 favorites

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    8%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    75%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    15%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    61%
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Lennylemon's favorite FMLs

Today, my brat of a coworker tried to convince our boss that I should get paid half of what I'm making because I broke my right arm. I'm left handed, broke it on the job, and still doing a better job than her. She makes double what I do. FML

By BossesLittleBrat / Sunday 25 September 2016 12:47 / United States - Jamestown

Today, I was taking a shower in a hostel when the girl in the cubicle next to mine decided to blow her nose onto the shower floor. The water from her cubicle was flowing into mine and I ended up standing in a puddle of fresh watery snot. FML

By LennyLemon / Thursday 25 August 2016 13:00 / Australia - Perth

Today, I was yet again asked to show my hall pass. I'm 23 and work at a middle school. I've worked here for the last five months, so not only do I look 13 years old, I'm also not memorable enough for my own coworkers to recognize me. FML

By Can'tAgeOrMakeFriends - / Saturday 12 January 2013 01:11 / United States

Today, I discovered that my parents rooted through our house looking for junk to sell at a garage sale. They sold all of my books from my bookshelf. When I freaked, out my mom said 'well you never read them'. There was about $300 hidden between the pages of those books. They made $60. FML

By gonebabygone / Thursday 27 August 2009 06:58 / United States