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Leatheremporium's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML

By goodbye - / Monday 9 March 2009 00:45 / Canada

Today, I found out that whenever my ex-wife is late getting the kids to school, she tells them to tell their teachers they were with me, and forges my name on the sign-in sheet. Missing homework? Dad's house. Forgot to bring something important? Ditto. The school thinks I'm a horrible parent. FML

By OvertonHippie / Monday 13 January 2014 12:09 / United States - Corinth

Today, and every other night since my new neighbors moved in two weeks ago, their cat has been standing outside my house meowing constantly up at my window, where my cat keeps standing and meowing back. It's like a feline version of Romeo and Juliet, and I can't sleep. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 11 January 2014 18:52 / Dominican Republic - Santo Domingo

Today, I joked with a pregnant girl in a state juvenile correctional facility where I work that eating a lot of candy would damage the unborn baby's teeth. Without batting an eye, she responded that she would simply "eat some toothpaste after the candy." FML

By polluxdc - / Friday 10 January 2014 08:20 / United States - Portland

Today, to avoid a guy who's been creepily following me around school lately, I ducked into the girl's bathroom. After few minutes, he stuck his head in with his eyes closed and asked if I was done yet. FML

By stalked / Wednesday 8 January 2014 20:27 / United States - Boca Raton