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    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
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    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    3%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • A new thumb

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  • YDI Master

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    11%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    53%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    86%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Lemiez's favorite FMLs

Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 28 March 2009 20:18 / United States

Today, my husband and I announced our upcoming divorce. My friends told me how sorry they were and that they're available for whatever I need. His friends told him to just call the girl from last weekend and get himself laid again. FML

By a / Wednesday 10 April 2013 19:09 / United States

Today, I was discussing possible career choices with my relatives. Pretty much everyone expressed the belief that I'm screwed for life, with my grandma commenting later: "She ain't even got the tits for porn. God help her." FML

By flea-bitten - / Saturday 6 April 2013 19:41 / United States

Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML

By SayCheese / Tuesday 2 April 2013 22:52 / Canada - Prince George

Today, an attractive guy came up to me and told me that I looked sexy in a picture online. He then asked himself why he had never asked me out before. Apparently, he doesn't remember our 6-month relationship, or how it ended when he slept with my sister. FML

By mcds2 - / Monday 18 March 2013 08:28 / United States