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  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    3%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    10%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    45%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    34%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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Lausch's favorite FMLs

Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

By Noname - / Friday 6 March 2009 19:04 / United States

Today, I came home to find my girlfriend crying. Concerned, I quickly asked her what was wrong. She told me tearfully that she couldn't understand why her pet lizards hadn’t grown into dinosaurs yet, and that pet store had cheated her. I’m still concerned now, but for entirely different reasons. FML

By WTF - / Wednesday 16 January 2013 07:52 /

Today, while giving my girlfriend a back-rub, she moaned and commented, "If only you could fuck this well." FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 12 January 2013 17:57 / Norway - Haugesund

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try some "prolonging gel" to help him last longer between the sheets. Surprisingly, it worked, and he lasted 3 times longer than usual. I can now enjoy 4 whole minutes of sex. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 11 January 2013 05:17 / United States - Pass Christian

Today, I asked my mom what her biggest craving was when she was pregnant with me. Her answer: an abortion. FML

By kk / Wednesday 9 January 2013 16:07 / United States