About Ladytiz
I enjoy long walks and traveling. Lol that's all I can think of. Don't hesitate to talk to me. I'll always talk back. Even if its a day or two later.
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Ladytiz's favorite FMLs

Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML

By Love stinks - / Monday 19 August 2013 13:06 / United States

Today, I got fired from my job at an age care facility because I was too nice to my residents. My boss told me "They're deaf, blind and about to jump head first into the grave. We don't pay you to be kind." FML

By sweet23 - / Sunday 18 August 2013 11:43 / Australia - Burleigh Heads

Today, I asked my girlfriend if she had ever broken up with anyone. She said, "Yes. You." and walked off. FML

By WTF? - / Monday 12 August 2013 04:49 / United States - Mesa

Today, after an argument with my wife, I stormed out of our bedroom through the sliding doors to the balcony. Only there was no balcony, because it still hasn't been replaced yet. I'm now laid-up in hospital. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 18 August 2013 20:13 / Germany - Koblenz

Today, while working as a swim instructor, I started singing the hokey pokey to get all the kids used to putting their faces in the water. One of the kids was covering his ears. When I asked him why, he said "because you were singing." He's 3. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 18 August 2013 04:35 / Canada - Lindsay