About Kypopz
My name is Kylie.
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  • Checking you out

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  • Mobility

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  • Socialite

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  • Up and coming moderator

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Consolation prize

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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    11%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    17%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    14%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    14%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    4%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    2%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    9%
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Kypopz's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out why my cat hasn't been coming home for regular meals. Apparently, my elderly next door neighbour has forgotten that her cat is dead and puts food out for it every morning. My cat is exploiting her by impersonating her dead cat to get better food. My cat is an asshole. FML

By assholecat - / Wednesday 10 October 2012 08:43 / Australia - Brisbane

Today, despite having a mild case of the flu, I visited my boyfriend's house and watched a movie with his parents. During the movie, I felt the sudden urge to sneeze. Trying to hold it in, I managed to do the loudest fart I've ever done in my life. Everyone heard. FML

By embarrassed - / Monday 8 October 2012 09:12 / Australia - Morphett Vale

Today, I realized that my life would make an excellent meme: Nerd girl goes to college, finally loses virginity; gets chlamydia. FML

By Unfortunate - / Monday 8 October 2012 00:24 / United States - Bellevue

Today, after eight months of unemployment, I finally started at my new night job. Shortly after walking in, my boss came up behind me, whispered "hooorse dicksss" in my ear, and walked off without another word. I am terrified. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 30 September 2012 00:11 / United States - Castle Rock

Today, I was trying to pass a lady with a stroller, when she nearly fell. I used my ninja-like reflexes to catch her. Too bad my ninja-like reflexes didn't block the punch that she delivered to my fap-stick for apparently being a "pervert" for saving her. FML

By CaptainSaveAHoe - / Tuesday 11 September 2012 00:42 / United States - Manteca