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Krystlelynn's favorite FMLs

Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML

By Noname / Monday 19 January 2009 10:26 / Canada

Today, I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary kids. As I was pulling my pants down, my phone fell out of my pocket into the other stall. As I was reaching for it, the little girl in the other stall took it and ran away. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 8 December 2009 22:02 / United States

Today, I went onto the treadmill at my gym. When it prompted me to enter my age I put 27. I'm 29 and am lying about my age to a workout machine. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 23 November 2009 09:54 / United States

Today, my friends created a fake Facebook profile of a girl, and asked me to be in a relationship. Even my friends think I can't get a real girlfriend, and need a fake one to feel better. FML

By chocolaterabbit / Monday 2 November 2009 12:41 / Australia

Today, I discovered that just because I get unwanted erections on an hourly basis throughout the day, it doesn't mean that I can get required erections in the night. FML

By frustrated - / Friday 30 October 2009 04:17 / Australia