About Kritafication
Blah, Blah, Blah. I'm Kathlyn Alice, barley legal. Don't ask about religious crap, in the words of Meg Whitman "Thats Bologna!" (taken out of context of course). I'm (sadly) a resident of Los Angeles, California along with my husband Jack♥ I'm an unpublished writer, a tad diffident, ambidextrous, a Virgo, analytical, and tired of writing junk that most likely none will read, so farewell.
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Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

By Mick - / Friday 20 February 2009 08:29 / United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by way of making me an account on an online dating site. He then emailed me the account information and left. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 14 March 2011 17:22 / United States

Today, I discovered that the demonic voice that made me nearly piss myself all night, was my sister's Furby she stuck in the closet. FML

By Spooked - / Sunday 6 March 2011 19:38 / United States

Today, someone in my class wrote "Erase me if you can!" at the very top of the board, as I am always tormented about how short I am compared to everyone else. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't reach it. I'm the teacher. FML

By Petitprof - / Friday 12 November 2010 18:23 / France

Today, on the train, I was sitting next to a cute girl I didn't know. She fell asleep on my lap by accident and I just let her for the whole train ride. This is the closest I've ever been with a woman. FML

By comfylap - / Friday 28 May 2010 23:30 / United States