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Kordellf's favorite FMLs

Today, I excitedly told my family that, after years of studying and dedication, I've been awarded a full scholarship to Germany. My mom's reaction was to start sobbing about me becoming a "heathen" and my dad and brother started telling Nazi jokes. FML

By UnSupported - / Thursday 14 August 2014 15:28 / United States - North Kingstown

Today, I climbed into bed with my sleeping boyfriend after a long shift at work. He immediately rolled over, clamped my leg between his knees, and started viciously humping it. This is the fourth time now, and he still doesn't believe that he even does it. FML

By needanotherbed / Wednesday 28 May 2014 14:21 / United Kingdom - Ipswich

Today, I was at a bar, when a heavily drunk guy came up to me and slurred "Fuucckkk lady, your face... not even with beer goggles!" FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 27 May 2014 19:26 / Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was playing video games at 2am. My guinea pig started squealing at me, and wouldn't stop until I turned out the lights and got into bed. I'm 20 years old, and I've let a rodent dictate my bedtime. FML

By Beeisc00l / Wednesday 5 October 2011 18:58 / Reserved

Today, I surprised my girlfriend with roses. She surprised me by getting back together with her ex. FML

By fmylovelife / Monday 27 June 2011 23:45 / United States