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By Gale / Tuesday 13 January 2009 15:01 / United States
By NoBalls - / Friday 12 June 2009 00:23 / United States
By badmom - / Wednesday 10 June 2009 18:09 / Canada

Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML

By dearme - / Tuesday 2 June 2009 01:53 / United States

Today, I took a call. Wrong number. A few seconds later, they called back and I told her that she had the wrong number. She said she just hit redial and didn't understand how she got me again. I tried to explain how redial works. She called me a moron and hung up. Then my phone rang again. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 12 May 2009 17:39 / United States