About Kitten_calderon
I'm 30 years old, married To a wonderful husband of a year, and proudly raising eight kids. :) I dislike homophobes, hypocrites, and stupid/rude people. I dislike ignorance and a lack of tolerance.. Diversity is beautiful and should be accepted! Live and let live, even if isn't your thing. Let it exist in peace and harmony, with the love it deserves!
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Kitten_calderon's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out my new girlfriend is a screamer. This would normally turn me on, except she sounds like she's being murdered with a rusty fork. FML

By Dontwaketheneighbors - / Thursday 6 December 2012 14:24 / United States - Santee

Today, I stole a pen from the doctor's office while she wasn't looking. Later on at work, I idly pulled the pen out during a meeting. My colleague looked at me, horrified. The pen had the words "minimally invasive gynecological surgery" emblazoned on it. I'm a man. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 22 February 2013 02:56 / United States - New York

Today, the rollercoaster I was on stuck upside down for a few minutes. I shat myself in terror. Then, gravity took effect. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 27 January 2013 11:10 / United States - Grand Junction

Today, I had to drag my grandmother out of a store because she went up to a black family and started apologizing for slavery. FML

By daddy's girl / Tuesday 22 January 2013 04:08 / United States - Springfield

Today, I thought maybe I should go to my doctor because my hips crack every time I take a step. But she's also my recently ex-boyfriend's mom, so I have to choose between being in constant pain or having my doctor poke at my hips while asking me why I'm no longer dating her son. FML

By ouch - / Tuesday 22 January 2013 02:41 / Canada - Charlottetown