About Kinney97
I hate to be lazy and bored, kinda where this site comes in when i have nothing to do...i love motocross and snowboarding. im really funny and nice...if ya want message me, love meeting new people.
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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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Kinney97's favorite FMLs

Today, my wife told me that if she had a penny for every time I had brought her to climax she'd have change for a nickel. We've been married for 16 years. FML

By phobopohobia - / Friday 6 February 2009 22:09 / United States

Today, I turned on the news to see a live report about an increase in crime in my town. One minute in, my drunk daughter appears behind the news reporter, butt naked, dancing. FML

By MakesMeLol - / Wednesday 18 January 2012 22:30 / Ireland

Today, my school's 6'2, 270-pound, 375-pound bench-pressing football superstar knocked me unconscious in one hit. With a dodgeball. FML

By Shameful - / Wednesday 18 January 2012 19:57 / United States

Today, I went to the gynecologist for the first time. I was so nervous that when she extended her hand to shake mine, I gave her my handbag instead. FML

By shellie / Friday 13 January 2012 07:48 / Reserved

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML

By LaLa / Monday 9 January 2012 05:01 / United States