About King_vincent
not sure what i should say but i came to this site for sum laughs and now i love it ; ) if you wanna know more about me my aims "k1ngv1nc3nt"
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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, and she asked me if I ever get made fun of in the locker room for my small penis. FML

By Mike - / Saturday 21 February 2009 22:24 / United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some condoms for my girlfriend, Kim and I. I was in a rush and when I looked at the cashier realized it was her father. Nervous and hoping to reassure him, I go "don't worry, I'm not using these with Kim." That didn't help. FML

By madfather - / Monday 23 February 2009 01:38 / United States

Today, my mom found a condom in my pocket while doing my laundry. Instead of having the subsequent discussion about the birds and the bees my mother simply asked "Who would have sex with you?" FML

By dpl - / Thursday 19 February 2009 21:44 / United States

Today, I woke up after having had sex with my 4-year crush expecting to find him in bed next to me. Instead, I found my cell phone with a text message from him that said "you should really do something about the pimples on your ass." FML

By acw2110 - / Friday 20 February 2009 23:25 / United States

Today, I was doing a strip tease for my husband. He asked me to stop. FML

By Noname - / Friday 20 February 2009 05:06 / United States