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Kickass89's favorite FMLs

Today, I was watching Free Willy with my boyfriend. It was at the part where the boy leaned into the water to give Willy a hug. I asked, "How do you even hug a whale?" My boyfriend rolled over and gave me a hug, and said, "Like this." FML

By leigh2812 / Tuesday 5 January 2010 22:03 / France

Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML

By fffmmll / Monday 21 March 2011 16:58 / United Kingdom

Today, I was taking a dump at the Home Depot. After I was finished, I was bent over and pulling the toilet paper out of the holder. I pulled too hard, causing the dispenser lid to fling open and smack me on the back of the head. FML

By B-ran / Tuesday 5 January 2010 00:29 / France

Today, I overheard my parents discussing whether or not they could trust me being alone in the house for 2 days. They then came to the decision that I'm too unpopular and unattractive to ever throw a wild party or get laid. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 5 January 2010 05:00 / United States

Today, it was the first time my boyfriend had seen me naked. He grabs my breasts and then begins to sing "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts." He is 22. FML

By ambermcnulty / Tuesday 5 January 2010 02:27 / France