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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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Kelsey_709's favorite FMLs

Today, my family flew out to surprise my grandma for her 70th birthday. When we arrived, she and my grandpa were both sitting on the couch, high, smoking a joint. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 8 May 2013 06:59 / United States

Today, in the small hours of the morning, my roommate's boyfriend kicked his foot through the thin wall separating our bedrooms during sex. They didn't even stop. FML

By BreakingTheMood - / Wednesday 13 November 2013 18:08 / Finland - Vanda

Today, my pregnant wife was crying, so I let her sit on my lap so I could comfort her. She quickly started laughing in embarrassment as she peed on my leg. FML

By anonymous / Monday 9 September 2013 20:16 / United States - Round Rock

Today, I was at the doctor's getting a check up. He asked me if I was allergic to anything, to which I blurted out, "Cats." He gave me a weird look and said, "Don't worry, I won't give you cats." FML

By NoNotCats =^._.^= - / Tuesday 3 September 2013 08:17 / United States - Mesa

Today, my sister had an emotional breakdown because two guys love her and she can't pick just one. Meanwhile I'm single and spend my time laying treats on my floor in a pattern and watching my rabbit run in circles. FML

By Having a pretty sister sucks. / Monday 19 August 2013 01:36 / United States - College Station