About Kellykilljoy
The name's Kelly. I like reading about how fucked up peoples' lives are, or how big a dumbass they can make themselves out to be. Moreso the latter than the former in most cases. :}
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By SupaSu / Thursday 2 April 2009 05:35 / Canada

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 2 April 2009 05:13 / United States