About Keep_it_hot99
Okay, where to start...Well I'm young, very violent (but oddly enough I'm a pacifist O_o), I can be one of the biggest bitches you'll ever meet (but I'm 102% against bullying! Be a bitch with reason, not for amusement or power!), I don't like bullshit(like, it makes me want to hire a random guy, from some random place, in a not as random country,to beat the living shit out of you), the phrase ''LOL" also makes me want to hire people to beat the shit out of you! I typically cut off all contact from the offender when the dumbass phrase pops up. (after chucking multiple rocks at their face... or rehiring the previous people to do it for me, what can I say? I'm lazy? Blame my stupidly annoying generation) No, but seriously. It annoys me. And if you're still reading this odd and compulsively contradicting blurb, I applaud your dedication to stalking me!Oh yeah, and I'm obviously so awesome that your socks couldn't stand me and were therefore, knocked off. I'm done now!*walks away proudly*
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By faitoh / Thursday 23 May 2013 22:00 / United Kingdom - Lisburn