About Katwaffles
So I\'m very sarcastic, and pretty damn mature for my age. Louisiana sucks; too many close-minded people livin\' here. I watch infomercials when I\'m bored. I asked for a vaccum for my 12th birthday. After two years I finally got one :D I love to draw and write stories and poems. I\'ve won money and had some of my work published before. I love cats. I wholeheartedly believe I *am* part cat. Meow. I\'m really shy in person except for around my friends. People who speak in TXT format or talk just plain stoopid annoy me. Yeah so.. :3
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Today, I was eating at a restaurant with my boyfriend, he is 6'2 and i am 4'11. Out of nowhere, the hostess started openly flirting with him, and asked him if he needed a booster chair for his daughter. FML

By not-so-young-shortie - / Wednesday 18 February 2009 22:57 / United States
By argh - / Wednesday 13 July 2011 23:49 / United States
By Chels - / Wednesday 11 May 2011 05:17 / Canada