About Katwaffles
So I\'m very sarcastic, and pretty damn mature for my age. Louisiana sucks; too many close-minded people livin\' here. I watch infomercials when I\'m bored. I asked for a vaccum for my 12th birthday. After two years I finally got one :D I love to draw and write stories and poems. I\'ve won money and had some of my work published before. I love cats. I wholeheartedly believe I *am* part cat. Meow. I\'m really shy in person except for around my friends. People who speak in TXT format or talk just plain stoopid annoy me. Yeah so.. :3
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Katwaffles's favorite FMLs

Today, I was eating at a restaurant with my boyfriend, he is 6'2 and i am 4'11. Out of nowhere, the hostess started openly flirting with him, and asked him if he needed a booster chair for his daughter. FML

By not-so-young-shortie - / Wednesday 18 February 2009 22:57 / United States

Today, I'm staying with my mother for a week. Every time I eat something, she tells me that it's "swimsuit season" and that I need to eat less. Every time I say I'm not hungry, she panics and insists I have an eating disorder. I can't win. FML

By argh - / Wednesday 13 July 2011 23:49 / United States

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

By whyme102008 / Wednesday 13 July 2011 06:32 / United States

Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML

By no one / Saturday 21 May 2011 09:07 / United States

Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my parents. They got quite drunk, and my mom shouted at him, "Have you had sex with my daughter?" As he was shaking his head, my dad said, "I have" in a really creepy voice, thinking it would be funny. It wasn't. FML

By Chels - / Wednesday 11 May 2011 05:17 / Canada