About Katrinakitten
MESSAGE MEEE I LOVEE GETTING MESSAGES :)) I'm Katrina, obviously. To me, the FML comments thread is an entertaining gold mine of wit, hilarity, notoriety, pure naïvete, stupidity, and the occasional mad genius. Message me (: (DO NOT try to start a conversation with me in the comments thread. You WILL fail epically, the moderators WILL inevitably delete our comments, the conversation WILL vanish into the dark, scary depths of internet wasteland, and you WILL wish you've messaged me instead) P.S. For those who are wondering, I've dyed my hair. Just for those you have been recognizing me from my blonde hair. Alright, all's done and done. Thanks for stalking me.I Iove everyone. See you on FML.
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Katrinakitten's favorite FMLs

Today, I went grocery shopping. As I was leaning in to pick up some produce, someone viciously slapped me on the butt. I whirled around and nobody was anywhere in sight. Now I'm starting to worry that I'm losing my mind. FML

By beleria - / Monday 23 April 2012 22:41 / United States

Today, I was trolling in a chat room when someone said, quote: "He's just a no-life, unemployed loser still living in his mom's basement. Probably spends all day stroking his tiny dong and fantasizing about having a real girlfriend." I actually started crying because it was so accurate. FML

By pathetic - / Monday 23 April 2012 22:06 / Poland - Warsaw

Today, while looking through my wedding photos, I realised my wife had done a duck face in every single one. FML

By caaarl - / Thursday 19 April 2012 19:46 / United Kingdom - Hemel Hempstead

Today, someone asked when my baby was due. I'm not pregnant, but I was so embarrassed to be mistaken for a pregnant lady that I rubbed my tummy and said "December." FML

By preggo - / Monday 1 August 2011 01:16 / United States

Today, I called my seven-year old son to help me with the ice-maker on the fridge because it wasn't working. Without even pausing, he turned the child lock off and started laughing at me. FML

By unnamed / Tuesday 26 July 2011 03:19 / United States