About Kasey103
Hello! My name is Kasey, I'm a saxophonist, vocalist and guitarist from Michigan. Along with music, I'm big into hobbies, and I work at a local hobby shop during the summer and winter. I speak English, German, Dutch and a little French. I'm kinda dorky and love politics, so this provides for some entertaining stories. A lot of funny shit happens to me, so I joined this website to give a few laughs. Feel free to message me! :)
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Today, I dressed in my sexiest clothes to meet my new boyfriend at a restaurant. As I was a bit early, I took the opportunity to smoke a cigarette outside while I waited. The restaurant owner came out and said, "Hey, you. Go and 'work' somewhere else, please." FML

By Lola / Friday 26 December 2008 06:32 / France

Today, my creepy co-worker walked up and said, "You know, I was having sex with this girl last night, and I almost said your name." FML

By QuinnyZebrass - / Tuesday 2 April 2013 04:11 / United States - Laveen

Today, my fiancée and I showed my mother-in-law a picture of the location at which we'll be holding our wedding reception. It's a beautiful waterfront building overlooking the ocean. She looked me dead in the eyes and said, "Looks like a good place to commit suicide." FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 14 March 2013 14:40 / Latvia

Today, I was helping my father-in-law out at a family barbecue. Somehow, the topic turned to grand-children, at which point I confessed that my wife has been having trouble conceiving. His response was to boom: "Sure you've been putting it in the right hole, son?!" FML

By um... maybe - / Tuesday 12 March 2013 22:43 / United Kingdom

Today, one of my elderly swimming students ran into me at Walmart. Being a polite teenager, I said hi to him. He looked at me surprised and said, "Oh dear! I didn't recognize you with your clothes on!" I'll never forget the look on his wife's face. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 9 March 2013 07:02 / Canada