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  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • Profile completed

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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    3%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    6%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    18%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    8%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    17%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    2%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    1%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    35%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    42%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    92%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    1%
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Kaleykhaotic's favorite FMLs

Today, I caught my cat humping my dog while he was asleep. I'm sleeping with the door closed from now on. FML

By Black / Friday 12 December 2008 03:31 / Lebanon

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He wants us to stay friends, though, so he can continue to use my coffee maker. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 15 April 2013 16:02 / Norway - Trondheim

Today, I was taking a walk, when an elderly lady in a motorized wheelchair slammed into me from behind. There was plenty of room to pass by, but noooo, trying to run me down like a dog, then giving me the finger and yelling "Watch where you're walking!" is so damn preferable. FML

By danman - / Sunday 14 April 2013 22:20 / United States

Today, I dressed up as Batman for a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker for the same convention. FML

By ironies a b*tch / Saturday 13 April 2013 05:04 / United States - Chatham

Today, my mom broke the news that my dad secretly got married two months ago, to a woman he has been dating for 15 years, and that my parents have actually been divorced for 12 years. They just lied about it this whole time. FML

By too young for this - / Friday 12 April 2013 05:11 / United States