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Justonelife's favorite FMLs

Today, was the day my girlfriend and I tried to 69 for the first time. Today is also the day I learned that I'm physically incapable of maintaining an erection after someone farts in my face. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 14 November 2012 21:28 / United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I took an incredibly painful dump. After I cleaned myself up, I got up and was about to flush, until I saw something moving around in one of the logs of poop. It looked like an earthworm. It wasn't there when I sat down. FML

By what if I'm being eaten from the inside out? oh my god - / Friday 5 April 2013 18:51 / Singapore - Singapore

Today, it was raining heavily so I wore my black poncho as I walked to work. On the way there I noticed an old and seemingly homeless man following me. I turned around to confront him. He picked up a stick and screamed "Expecto Patronum!" Apparently I look like a dementor. FML

By Anna L. / Monday 25 March 2013 00:23 / United States - San Antonio

Today, I have the flu. I had to wash the dishes, cook dinner, take out the trash, and take care of the laundry, all while my wife sat around watching TV, because she was "too tired". I work 8 hours a day. She's a college student. She doesn't see what's so unfair about this. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 16 March 2013 18:55 / United States - Escondido

Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML

By guy / Friday 15 March 2013 05:31 / Canada - Port Coquitlam