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Justderpin's favorite FMLs

Today, I unknowingly used my shampoo thinking it was leave-in-conditioner. While walking to work, it started to rain. I started to produce suds. FML

By nomegusta - / Saturday 5 January 2013 15:59 / United States

Today, I found out that there's something my new wife hates more than spiders. Black people. FML

By WellShit - / Friday 4 January 2013 02:19 / United States - New Richland

Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me by writing on my bathroom mirror in Sharpie. What did he write? "Hi, I'm Emily. I'm fat, ugly, and now single." FML

By Emily - / Thursday 3 January 2013 06:42 / United States - Arlington

Today, I was getting a spray tan and realized I didn't have a hair tie, so I used a thong instead. I lost track of time and realized I needed to go pick up my daughter. I threw on my clothes, drove to pick her up, went to the store, and went for ice cream... thong still in my hair. FML

By Embarrassed / Wednesday 2 January 2013 17:33 / United States

Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML

By Chanman1924 / Monday 24 December 2012 21:06 / United States