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    50%
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    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    1%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    1%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    39%
  • A new thumb

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    31%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

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    3%
  • 50 favorites

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    52%
  • One more and it's business time

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Jordan740's favorite FMLs

Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 28 November 2011 03:00 / United States

Today, my cat went into labor. This is surprising since 6 years ago, we paid to have her spayed. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 23 November 2012 01:34 / United States - Springville

Today, I went to see my favorite band. It was all amazing and great until I decided to go crowd surfing. I was maybe too heavy because people jumped away instead of catching me. I fell right on my tailbone. FML

By lekijkerd / Saturday 17 November 2012 13:56 / Netherlands - Leusden

Today, I paid a surprise visit to my parents, after having moved out for university last year. My room had been stripped bare and all the family photos featuring me were missing from the wall. When I asked why, my mom asked me in return why I was asking stupid questions. FML

By jan420 - / Friday 9 November 2012 22:03 / Norway - Moss

Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 9 September 2012 12:03 / United States - Altamonte Springs