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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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  • One more and it's business time

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Jiffymix88's favorite FMLs

Today, my dog was watching me and started to have a hard-on, for half an hour. FML

By aXel / Monday 13 October 2008 08:29 /

Today, my girlfriend thinks my house is filled with ghosts. She can only hear them when I fart. FML

By Tyler Smith / Thursday 3 November 2011 11:48 / United States

Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 2 November 2011 20:18 / United States

Today, I went grocery shopping. Being a bartender, I had a huge wad of dollar bills from cash tips. As I was counting them at the register, I looked at the cashier and joked, "You probably think I'm a stripper or something." He looked me up and down and said, "Uh... hell no." FML

By bakedplum - / Tuesday 1 November 2011 17:52 / United States

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML

By yum yogurt / Sunday 30 October 2011 20:15 / United States