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Jessj958's favorite FMLs

Today, working as a waitress, I was asked by a customer, yet again, how my baby was doing. I don't have a baby, but I do look very similar to my 25-year-old coworker, who's a new mom. People confuse us all the time. Unfortunately, my crush, who was standing nearby, doesn't know that. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 13 February 2013 05:12 / United States - Palo Alto

Today, a cute girl asked if my dog was available for a date on Valentine's Day. Thinking I was in luck, I asked if I should come along. She said no. My dog has better game than I do. FML

By Doggotmytongue - / Tuesday 12 February 2013 21:50 / United States - Peoria

Today, I noticed my wife put a bumper sticker on our car that says "Cowboy butts drive me nuts." I've driven that car to work every day. FML

By idontevenlikebuttsthatmuch / Tuesday 18 December 2012 21:44 / United States - Mesa

Today, after a very painful mouth surgery, I went home to take a nap. Then my nose started bleeding, so I stuck a tissue in it and fell asleep. When I woke up, I was so high from painkillers that when I saw the tissue, I thought it was a ghost. I screamed so loud I burst a stitch. FML

By LaurenB - / Thursday 7 June 2012 18:12 / United States - Epping

Today, I was camping. Me and this really cute girl were hitting it off real nice. It was the last night so we both headed over to my tent to have sex. I was just about to get it in when a raccoon ripped my tent causing the girl to scream and runaway. I got cockblocked by a raccoon. FML

By Baggabbles123 - / Monday 8 June 2009 23:24 / Canada