About Jessietaft
I like animals. And basketball. Yep that's pretty much it
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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

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Jessietaft's favorite FMLs
By sucks / Thursday 12 March 2009 17:53 / United States
By fmltom - / Wednesday 16 December 2015 02:21 / United States - Las Vegas
By oops / Sunday 27 September 2015 02:24 / Australia - Cheltenham
By IrisKitty - / Tuesday 18 August 2015 07:07 / United States - Englewood

Today, I was late for work, so I grabbed my handbag, my sports bag and ran out. The bus arrived at the stop just as I did, so I hopped on and sat down, trying to catch my breath. I dumped my bags onto my knees and looked down to see my cat, staring back at me from inside my sports bag. FML

By matou / Thursday 9 July 2015 20:41 / France - Caluire