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Jerry350z's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML

By asdfasdf / Saturday 24 January 2009 15:14 / Canada

Today, I was proud when I started a confrontation with my best friend's brother because he is a sexist pig who treats women like crap. Six hours later my pride was gone: I made him an after-sex sandwich. FML

By Ashamed_Sister - / Saturday 30 November 2013 07:35 / Namibia - Windhoek

Today, my dad opened a Chinese fortune cookie that read, "Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes." Now he won't stop calling me Experience. FML

By Experience - / Tuesday 5 February 2013 20:19 / United States - Waynesfield

Today, I came home to find my girlfriend crying. Concerned, I quickly asked her what was wrong. She told me tearfully that she couldn't understand why her pet lizards hadn’t grown into dinosaurs yet, and that pet store had cheated her. I’m still concerned now, but for entirely different reasons. FML

By WTF - / Wednesday 16 January 2013 07:52 /

Today, my teenage son taught my five-year-old daughter how to fake her own death. I walked into the kitchen today to find her lying still on the floor, covered in ketchup. She laughed when I began to scream. FML

By Nightmare - / Tuesday 15 January 2013 14:41 /