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    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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Jebuz's favorite FMLs

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

By Cyberdeeder / Monday 13 October 2008 08:19 /

Today, I was walking on a busy street. I saw this beautiful blonde walking across the street and a car was coming. I wanted to be like in the movies where the guy pushes the girl out of the way so she doesn't get hit. I accidentally pushed her the wrong way. Right into the car. FML

By ilovefootball - / Monday 7 September 2009 19:21 / United States

Today, my mum grounded me for going to my boyfriend's house instead of the library. She said my boyfriend's mum phoned up because she could hear us having it off in his room. When I denied it my mum shouted at me for being a liar as well as a slut. I did go to the library. FML

By SingleGirl - / Monday 7 September 2009 15:39 / United Kingdom

Today, I decided to lay out topless in my fenced-in backyard. For about an hour, everything was going great until I sneezed and my creepy, middle-aged neighbor said "bless you". From my bushes. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 2 September 2009 17:38 / United States

Today, my fiancé, his mother, my father and I went out to celebrate my birthday and our recent engagement. After dinner, my father and future mother-in-law revealed to us that they had secretly been dating and were talking about also getting married. Anybody want cake? FML

By BDayssuck - / Wednesday 2 September 2009 14:47 / United States