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If you know me you hate me. My friend chad is in the top FML he was dumped for a fictional vampire, I'm still laughing at him.
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By Damm / Saturday 24 January 2009 19:05 / United States

Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML

By Wmsys32pr9 - / Monday 30 March 2009 05:06 / United States
By trainE / Monday 30 March 2009 02:08 / United States

Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 28 March 2009 20:18 / United States
By Creep - / Saturday 28 March 2009 00:24 / Canada