About Jamesshortland Not specified
Jamesshortland - Followers
Jamesshortland - Followed
Jamesshortland's FML badges
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    28%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    67%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    1%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    1%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    1%
The list of badges to find
Jamesshortland's favorite FMLs

Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML

By Kaji / Friday 14 November 2008 11:20 / France

Today, while wandering around the big city I just relocated to, I asked a seemingly pleasant-looking lady where the nearest library was. She told me to get lost, and started laughing. Then said she was just joking and gave me directions. I'm now standing in front of a gay strip joint. FML

By lostintdot - / Thursday 31 July 2014 11:38 / Canada - Kitchener

Today, I listened to my best friend describe having sex with her boyfriend in explicit detail. This would have been fine, but her boyfriend is my little brother. FML

By why / Monday 28 July 2014 01:55 / United States

Today, my older brother managed to convince my younger sister that she's actually a boy, and that she'll soon be getting a penis in the mail, which she excitedly told everyone she could. He convinced me of the exact same thing as well several years ago. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 14 June 2014 06:42 / Canada - Regina

Today, my husband and I put our children to bed a little earlier than usual, so we could have some sexy time. Immediately following my full-blown orgasm, I rolled over, only to see my wide-eyed son peeking over the top of the mattress. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 8 May 2014 02:31 / United States - Tampa