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By GD. - 21/02/2009 22:11 - Canada
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About Jaculiferous
I love the internet, rock, metal, punk, and hardcore music, cats, koalas, bands, soup, and cheerleading. I'm a varsity cheerleader, 15, pansexual, and a site model who goes by the name of Julia Jaculiferous. I'm going to be a tattoo artist and piercer. A few of my favorite bands include Of Mice & Men, Bring Me the Horizon, Blessthefall, Pierce the Veil, Chiodos, Avenged Sevenfold, La Dispute, Alesana, Suicide Silence, Man Overboard, Escape the Fate and Asking Alexandria. Message me? :)
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I feel that I should have explained a bit further about the trip. A group and I went for charity causes (sort of like a Meals on Wheels world tour donation- just with a group). We could have shipped goods, but as someone said in the group, "it took out the adventure in the purpose". Although, we didn't explore as much as we meant to.. and instead donated/volunteered in different charity events throughout the year in different cities/countries. I'm happy among the fact that we helped the cause, but it was not much of a world-adventure as some FML commenters picture it. But I did buy a shitload of Twinkies and embarrassed myself hugging the boxes while crying rivers in the middle of the gas station.