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Jace_____rains's favorite FMLs

Today, I was wearing a letterman jacket that had my school name and "Okinawa Japan" on the back. A high school kid walks up to me and says, "I can't forgive you people for bombing Pearl Harbor." I'm black. FML

By The_FN_Gunny / Tuesday 29 October 2013 22:31 / United States - Smyrna

Today, a hornet thought it would be fun to fly into a candle that I had lit. As the hornet burned to death, it flung its charred body at my face, which is more painful than it sounds. FML

By Asshole hornet / Monday 28 October 2013 20:18 / United States - Marblehead

Today, I'm severely sunburned and can barely walk properly. My boyfriend keeps telling his friends that it's because of "how hard he gave it to me last night". FML

By snowwhite - / Monday 28 October 2013 04:51 / Australia - Sydney

Today, I reminded my husband that I was on my period, so he wouldn't try to fool around with me. A few hours later, his goldfish-like memory kicked in and he stuck his hand down my pants while we were going to bed. I was wearing a maxi pad. FML

By SharkWeek - / Sunday 27 October 2013 15:26 / United States - Wrightsville

Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML

By MBean - / Thursday 24 October 2013 18:04 / Anguilla - The Valley