About Jabulls
AIM = FreakyFreeloader Pretty halarious guy but not as halarious as most of these stories. Also, I'm an asshole. To prove it and since there is no way to comment on this site, I just want to make fun of this Cali. retard. Whats with the msdmbfitwbf Joee! (Mysuperdupermostbestfriendintheworldboyfriend?) what really? People do that argh. check it out, aasshhhhlleeyyyx
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Jabulls's favorite FMLs

Today, for the very first time I got it on with my girlfriend. Unfortunately, afterwards I had a terrible tummy ache and let out a very noisy fart. I'm not sure she'll still be my girlfriend tomorrow. FML

By Mr Eek / Saturday 25 October 2008 16:57 /

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

By rebekah - / Friday 3 April 2009 19:39 / United States

Today, I decided to have sex for the first time with my boyfriend. It was his first time too. While in bed, he blankly stopped and stood up and got out a piece of paper from his pockets. Turns out, he had written instructions on what to do while in bed, and forgot what he had to do next. FML

By ufhdafuhds - / Thursday 19 March 2009 23:31 / Egypt

Today, I was the only one in an elevator when an attractive girl came in, talking on her phone. She told her friend, "I have to go, there's a cute guy on this elevator." Before I could even react, she turned to me and said, "Sorry for lying, I really wanted to get off the phone with her." FML

By TuralSucks - / Wednesday 11 March 2009 01:10 / United States

Today, a man in my town was arrested for hiding methanphetamine in a hollowed out walking cane and distributing it to the population of his retirement complex. That man was my 58 year old father. FML

By Noname - / Tuesday 10 March 2009 15:01 / United States