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I'm Josh, and I'm a Jeepaholic. "Education is important but racecars are importanter." "It's a rock, get over it!"
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Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML

By Noname - / Thursday 12 February 2009 06:00 / United States

Today, I went to a Halloween party with people from work. As the night passed, my boss got hammered and started throwing food at people. It was fun and games until I accidentally spilled his 10th beer. His response? To slam a hollowed out pumpkin full of chocolate mousse over my head. FML

By helosthisshit - / Saturday 1 November 2014 14:26 / United Kingdom - Linlithgow

Today, at my apartment complex, I was carrying a bag of trash up to the dumpster. A guy stopped his car and helped me carry it the rest of the way. I thanked him and he asked me out. I explained that I was married. He grabbed the trash bag and carried it back to my apartment. FML

By mellielynnemily / Sunday 26 October 2014 22:46 / United States

Today, I discovered that if you heckle a mime, it's possible that the mime will actually kick your ass. FML

By mr_cheese - / Wednesday 22 October 2014 20:24 / United States - Seattle

Today, I caught my 15-year-old son trying to roll catnip into a joint and smoke it. FML

By Bad Dad / Monday 20 October 2014 03:48 / United States - Colorado Springs