About Jjawbreakerr
Xanya Jeanea D. Call me Jeanea. I live in Texas and I'm 14. I'm a girl. I'm a vegetarian for 7 months now. I'm black, but not the stereotypical black person. I have the strangest sense of humor. I am a Juggalette in the making. I will take Ninja, for now. I don't live to judge, or to be judged. Just to live and be me. Jeanea Jawbreakerr Jekel I obsess with ,anime/manga, xP the Twilight Saga Books, :0 Insane Clown Posse, ;P pretty much anything, creepy, weird, gore, bloody, undead, fantasy, sci-fi, Japanese, or AWESOME. But even with all that my life wouldn't be the same without music. Mainly Rock, Horror-core, Metal, Classical, Alternative, Indie and R&B. I listen to everything. Anyway, I like to read. Compulsively. And write. But most of all, drawing. Art is my passion, future, and calling. I'm very random and weird. [and kinda crazy] I adore my friends like my family.
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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

By caroline - / Friday 6 February 2009 15:29 / United States
By herve - / Friday 22 May 2009 19:50 / Lebanon
By Kens - / Wednesday 20 May 2009 00:51 / Canada

Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML

By wtfdreams - / Sunday 17 May 2009 12:33 / United States
By Ohshit - / Sunday 17 May 2009 06:42 / United States