About Jcarias
Hey, Jahn here. Just click on the message. button and shoot me one. I would say im a funny, outgoing guy, but then again, so did hitler maybe. Just gonna have to find out for yourself. Havent posted a single FML because my life isnt as fucked up.
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Jcarias's favorite FMLs
By Anonymous / Tuesday 11 August 2009 04:06 / United States
By ohmygod582 - / Monday 14 April 2014 01:32 / United States - Gilbert

Today, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with, complete with the ratings I'd given them. The list is in chronological order. She's not only not the highest rated, she's not last on the list. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 16 August 2012 19:36 / United States - Houston
By owwwww / Thursday 19 July 2012 20:05 / United States - Piscataway